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[[PS]CrazyBoy]

LOOOOOOL
you have a wild imagination!  ???

[[PS]Derek_Baws]

Here..

[IRC]Zekrom:What the bloody hell just happened? Who's that newbie?

[IRC]Derek:He's an old d...di....Dish

[IRC]Zekrom:Why don't you just ban him?

[IRC]Derek:Don't try to do that

[IRC]Zekrom has banned [IRC]Zekrom Reason:Whoever you are you destroyed the server

UGP_6772_Guest[88]:Nice try asshole

[IRC]Jeffry:Where's the flame filter?

UGP_6772_Guest[88]:I have removed the filter script,who wants more?

UGP_6772_Guest[88]:Good night mofos I'm going to sleep HAHAHAHA

UGP_6772_Guest (88) has left the server (Leaving)

Group PM:[IRC]Jeffry:Tako you can go in 5 minutes

Group PM:[IRC]Derek:Jeffry you made a spelling mistake

Group PM:[IRC]Jeffry:Thanks for pointing it out,what was it?

Group PM:[IRC]Derek:It's Tacos not Tako

Group PM:[IRC]Takoulis:...

*5 Minutes later*

Group PM:[IRC]Jeffry:How long does it take you to go to the spot he's in?

Group PM:[IRC]Takoulis:Less than 10 minutes,let me bring my flashlight

Group PM:[IRC]Drapt:Los PMs

Group PM:[IRC]Luna:Ah

Group PM:[IRC]Takoulis:Bye!

[IRC]Ghost:Takoulis has left our IRC channel

Group PM:[IRC]Rhythm:GO GO GO

*In Athens,Greece...*

Takoulis:Come on

Takoulis:I hope his house is not locked...

*He reached the destination*

*Slowly opens door*

Takoulis:He's so stupid he doesn't lock his house

Takoulis:It's too dark in here

*He came into nub's bedroom*

Takoulis:There he is

Takoulis:Where's his computer?

*He looked for the Computer*

Takoulis:Gotcha!

*Pours water all over computer and wires*

*Quickly sneaks out of house*

Takoulis:My task is done

*5 Minutes later*

Group PM:[IRC]Takoulis:The task was easy

Group PM:[IRC]Jeffry:YAY

*The next morning*

Jeffry[2]:It's good to be back

Jeffry[2] has given Takoulis[1] an administrator status (Level 4)

Takoulis[1]:Wut,I wasn't even admin

Jeffry[2]:Hey Sandy

SandyCheeks[6]:Hey it's good to see all you guys again

Jeffry[2]:Thanks for a great job in the admin team..

Jeffry[2] has given SandyCheeks[6] an administrator status (Level 4)

[PS]Derek[8]:Why is tacos yellow? :O

Takoulis[1]:a0xa0xa0x0a

Dolanduck[10]:yo gyiz

[PS]Bone[3]: Hello

[PS]Nori[5]: Good to be back

Hellraiser[14]:If a guy does the computer ruining task he gets 4 extra levels?! I would've been level 11 now

Jeffry[2]:Testing something

Jeffry[2]:Go fuck yourself

Jeffry[2]:Script ain't working yet

Jeffry[2]:Yay unlimited insults,hey Hell

Hellraiser[14]:What?

Jeffry[2]:Go fuck yourself

[PS]Derek[8]:LOL

Hellraiser[14]:You go fuck yourself

[PS]CrazyBoy[88]:Just like old,oh wait it's in other servers

[AFC]Kush[0]:Jeff

Jeffry[2]:?

[AFC]Kush[0]:Biatch

Jeffry[2]:Okay this is getting annoying

*AUTO SCRIPT RETURN KAOHNFIAFNIAD FU!!*

Jeffry[2]:FUS RO DAAH

[[PS]Rhythm]

[[PS]Derek_Baws]

Hi

Episode:Derek's Nightmare

[gR]Derek[1]:Hai

Jeffry[0]:ohai

Kastil[46]:hi people

[gR]Derek[1]:Hi

Takoulis[6]:Hi world COMMENCE

Kastil[46]:I'm jimmydelvin

Takoulis[6]:Tell me more..yeah

Kastil (46) has been banned by Takoulis (6). Reason:[Ban Evasion]

[gR]Derek[1]:owned

[gR]Derek: /admins

Admins online (11)

Managment (4)

Jeffry (0) [10]

Palladium (94) [10]

Infinity (45) [9]

Hellraiser (2) [7]

Administrator (2)

[gR]Austin (78) [6]

Takoulis (6) [4]

Moderator (4)

[gR]R.B (67) [2]

Mia (97) [2]

KARAN (101) [2]

Doge (24) [1]

[gR]Derek[1]:WTF

Doge[24]:What?

[gR]Derek[1]:3 Things which took my  soul

Jeffry[0]:wat

[gR]Derek[1]:Since when is Infinity level 9? When did Mia come back and apply and pass trial phase? And who the hell is Doge?!

Jeffry[0]:Uuh,you see Mia came back few weeks ago,Infinity became level 9 yesterday and Doge is a new guy who just seems to know too much about UGP

[gR]Derek[1]:Seems reasonable...But uh

Doge[24]:Such cute much wow

Jeffry[0]:I suppose Doge's old name is Dolanduck

[gR]Derek[1]:omg

Doge[24]:I changed from duck to doge much wow http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/the_slate_quiz/authorPortraits/pronounce_doge4.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg

[gR]Derek[1]:LOL

*on forum*

[In Discussion]Jerry Daro apply

[In Discussion]Edbergh

*in game*

[gR]Derek[1]:dafuq Edbergh applied for moderator xd

Jeffry[0]:He actually learnt English in no time

*few months later*

[gR]Derek[11]:Hi guys!

Sandy[58]:Hello I'm level 5

[gR]Derek[11]: :O

[gR]MikeHunt[92]:I'm level 4

[gR]R.B[1]:Me too xd

$icar0[13]:I'm new moderator

[PrK]Brian[78]:Me too

[PS]Jerry_Daro[15]:I'm level 3

EdBergh[6]:Level 3 as well...For me

Silfernet[89]:I'm Level 2

[gR]Derek[11]:wtf is going on today?

[gR]CrazzE_[62]:What's going on is I'm level 4 and you're not in admin team and mostly everyone else is

[DGL]Slim[89]:I'm Level 2

[gR]Derek[11]:EVEN SLIM

[gR]Austin[42]:I'm level 7 oooo

[PS]Rhythm[0]:I'm level 2 like a baws

Doge[4]:Level 3

[gR]Derek[11]:What is THIS,Orange and Yellow EVERYWHERE and I ain't that

[gR]R.B:hueheuehueh

KARAN[322]:I'm level 4

[gR]Derek[11]:ID 322?

Karan[322]:There are 400 players online and 465 slots for joining

[gR]Derek[11]:wtf is going on today

[PS]player[203]:I'm level 2 lalalaa

Woozi[300]:I'm baaack

[gR]Derek[11]:What the HELL

Mia[222]:level 4

HexagonOctagon[210]:I'm level 1,trial phase

[gR]Derek[11]:Who the hell are you?! :O

[INTER]JamaL_[150]:Level 2

[gR]Derek[11]:OH

Hamza[218]:level 3!

[gR]Derek[11]:What is THAT

ATL[32]:Trial phase for me

[gR]Derek[11]:omfg

Supernatural[202]:Level 7 :3

Jeffry[190]:Derek's pissed off xd

Takoulis[285]:Level 7 and ruling the world

Crash_Bash[211]:Level 3

[gR]Derek[11]:NOOOOOOO WHYYY

the end

[[PS]Alfa_]

Crash_Bash[211]:Level 3

[[PS]Rhythm]

Why level 2?
and yea I had id 0 out of 400

[[PS]Ray_]

Don't you ever get tired of administrating?

[[PS]Derek_Baws]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm back

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$ (42) has joined the server

Jeffry[123]: Hi nub Derek

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: Hi :|

[PS]InsaneBoy[23]: OMGOMG HI DEREK DUEL PLS DUEL

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: No

Jeffry [123]: That guy is a nub  too

[PS]InsaneBoy[23]: wtf

Otis[0]: Man eat  watermelon L0L

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS SERVER

Jeffry[123]: you see, everyone has been busy with gang system so... Everyone's silent

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: they should talk more then

Otis (0) has bought the property "Otis" for $5.000.000

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: Weird ppl name their prop their nickname for some reason, and hey who is Otis, new VIP?

Otis[0]: Yes.

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: Old name?

Otis[0]: None, I am Otis

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: KK

[PS]InsaneBoy[23]: OMGGOGMGOMGOGMGOMGOGGMOGOMGOMGOMGOMG DEREK DUEL PLSSSSSS

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: OK I WILL DUEL  YOU ASDOJASIODAOIDASOIDJASODJASOIDAJSDJOASDOASID

the duel between [PS]InsaneBoy and [HiTec]Derek_BAW$ has  started

1000  years  later

Duel has ended between [PS]InsaneBoy and [HiTec]Derek_BAW$ with a score of 70-30

[PS]InsaneBoy[23]: ez derek

Laur (60) has joined the server

Jeffry does /fakechat to everyone in server

All except Laur(all ids except Laur's): OMG LAUR

[PS]InsaneBoy[23]: wut, who is  Laur

[PS]Ray_[5]: Hi Laur I heard of you

Jewfry (104) has joined the server

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: LOOL JEWFRY

[PS]Ray_[5]: Fry cook+Jew- Cook= Jewfry

[PS]Ray_ is a failure!! O.o (Blame Jay for that!! )!

Jay[94]: Why blame me, I'm not the biggest fail

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: JAY AND LAUR

Laur[60]: Hey what's up?

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: Jay everyone new knows  you from /jay cmd

Jay[94]: ain't that the same case with Knightrider?

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]:Heuehue yeah probably

**LET THE FUN BEGIN**

SpongeBoB[26]: Jeffry? I need a prop

Jeffry[123]: okay, you paid  for one so imma give you

Jeffry[123]: okay now buy it

SpongeBoB has bought the property: "SPONGEBOB LOVES SQUIDWARD :333333" for $5

Jeffry[123]: I guess the prop name  shoulda been more intelligent :|

PatrickStar[101]: Don't you mean "intelligenter"?

Jeffry[123]: I hate my life as a server owner fucking stupid people :|

Laur[60]: JEFFRY JUST SAID THE F WORD

Jeffry [123]: you know what? I'm leaving UGP and telling Palladium to come and  take my spot,  fuck all of you and bye bye

Paose[57]: Yeah fuck you too biatch

Jeffry types /slapall

Laur[60]: wtf

Jeffry (123) has left the server (leaving)

IRL:
Jeffry:Hey Palladium come to  UGP I'm leaving that pile of crap
Palladium:But-
Jeffry:SHUT UP
Palladium:Okay...

In game:
Palladium (105) has  joined the server

Laur[60]: Palladium! I have waited my whole life to see you

Palladium [105]: Laur how are u?

Laur[60]: Good you?

Palladium [105]: Fine

Palladium (105) has given SandyCheeks (68) an administrator status (level 7)

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: WTF Sandy manager ALREADY

SandyCheeks[68]:just beat me haha

SandyCheeks (68) has bought the property "Texas" for $T-E-X-A-S

[HiTec]Derek_BAW$[42]: $T-E-X-A-S? How  much does  that equal

SandyCheeks[68]: Texas is priceless in  my heart

[PS]Takoulis[90]: SHUT UP LADY

Laur[60]:Caps off

[PS]Takoulis[90]: CAPS ON NUBBIE FUCK YOU

Laur[60]: It's me, Laur

[PS]Takoulis[90]: Laur! EH what's crackin' my dawg long time no see

Gangsta4life[78]: yo wassup homies whats crackin niggas wassup Imma da best gangsta in dis country ya dig, gimme phone call I holla at you my phone number is 23424235636437358745 holla at me

Laur[60]: I guess UGP really sucks in 2014, I'm out

Laur (60) has left the server (leaving)

more coming soon but my stories are becoming  lamer and lamer

[[PS]Visionary]

Lol.Nice fake story derek.

[[PS]Rhythm]

Hahaha  n1   

A Message can't be composed of so many uppercase letters -_-

[Takoulis]

I don't call others dawgs.

[[PS]Hadi]

remember?  wat

[[PS]Derek_Baws]

faq u hadi

[[PS]Derek_Baws]

[Don]DeReK (0) has joined the server

[Don]DeReK[0]: Hi nabs

Jeffry[3]: HI

[Don]DeReK[0]: why saying "HI"? like happily and loudly

Jeffry[3]: I GOT 3 GIRLFRIENDS AND AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED AND EVERYONE IN GERMANY DIED EXCEPT ME, GIRLFRIENDS ARE DEAD TOO, WHO NEEDS GIRLFRIENDS WHEN THE RULER OF GERMANY IS DEAD, I CAN FINALLY BE THE RULER

[Don]DeReK[0]: Actually, you will be a ruler of a country in which everyone is dead, what about German footballers?

Jeffry[3]: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT

[Don]DeReK(0) has been banned by Jeffry(3) Reason: [GOD HATES ME AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME] (BanID:93203)

Jeffry[3]: I am the ruler

Jeffry[3] now I got stuff to do, see you

Jeffry is now AFK, Reason: Busy with ruling Germany

[IRC]Derek: you are obviously feeling bad about Schweinsteiger's death for example

[Don].Farru[23]: Jeffry gone nuts

[Don].Farru[23] *devilish idea pops up*

Jeffry (3) has been kicked by [Don].Farru (23) Reason: [Becuz I can]

[Don].Farru[23]: who's the boss now

JSAP[88] has reported [Don].Farru[23] Reason: cuz I can
JSAP[88] has reported [Don].Farru[23] Reason: cuz I can
JSAP[88] has reported [Don].Farru[23] Reason: cuz I can
JSAP[88] has reported [Don].Farru[23] Reason: HH
JSAP[88] has reported [Don].Farru[23] Reason: VHH
JSAP[88] has reported [Don].Farru[23] Reason: U Sux

JSAP(88) Has been banned by Infinity[9000] Reason: [get the fuck out of here now]

[IRC]Derek: ID 9000?

Infinity[9000]: What? I can choose any id I want

[IRC]Derek:  but how

Infinity[9000]: watch this

Infinity[9000] has left the server (leaving)

Infinity[2147483457] Has joined the server

[IRC]Derek: da hell is that

Doge[90]: Such mystery much id such cool so number wow

INFINITY.FTW.INF[77]: I LOVE U  INF

Infinity[2147483457]: yeah you obviously do

INFINITY.FTW.INF has bought the property: "Infinity and infinity.ftw.inf's love n' sex apartment" for $PRICELE$$

Infinity[2147483457]:I'll move this prop and rename it, this is awkward -.-

INFINITY.FTW.INF[77]: WILL YOU MARRY ME?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

SpongeBoB[2]: watch the pot mouth, everyone who insults

INFINITY.FTW.INF watches mouths "potting"

My_name_is_bond_james_bond[80ND] has joined the server

[IRC]Derek: letters in ID? More than 20 letters name??

CHUCKNORRISISGONNAKICKYOURCANDYASSNOMATTERWHEREYOUWERENOMATTERWHATTHETIMEWAS [99] has joined the server

[IRC]Derek: LOOOOOOOL

CHUCKNORRISISGONNAKICKYOURCANDYASSNOMATTERWHEREYOUWERENOMATTERWHATTHETIMEWAS[99]: BAM

*shows in death list everyone is killed by chuck norris*

SandyCheeks[100]: Chuck Nawris, I'm gonna get yall out of there

[IRC]Derek: Sandy just don't try, just don't

CHUCKNORRISISGONNAKICKYOURCANDYASSNOMATTERWHEREYOUWERENOMATTERWHATTHETIMEWAS has been banned by SandyCheeks, Reason: Get outta here, texas hater

"BAN REVERSE"

SandyCheeks  has been banned by CHUCKNORRISISGONNAKICKYOURCANDYASSNOMATTERWHEREYOUWERENOMATTERWHATTHETIMEWAS, Reason: get outta here texas hater"

[IRC]Derek: LOL 0WNED

CHUCKNORRISISGONNAKICKYOURCANDYASSNOMATTERWHEREYOUWERENOMATTERWHATTHETIMEWAS[99]: Enjoy little lady

CHUCKNORRISISGONNAKICKYOURCANDYASSNOMATTERWHEREYOUWERENOMATTERWHATTHETIMEWAS[99]: I can leave the server and earn hours, I can order a big mac at burger king, I can play GTA V without even installing it/downloading it

CHUCKNORRISISGONNAKICKYOURCANDYASSNOMATTERWHEREYOUWERENOMATTERWHATTHETIMEWAS (99) has left the server (Chuck norris left, big  news)

[PS]R3aL[4]: Fag

[IRC]Jeffry: I'm da king

[PS]R3aL[4]: Faggot son

[IRC]Jeffry: all hail king Jeffry

*OWWWWW JEFFRY GETS ASSASSINATED*

[IRC]Derek: I just got news that Jeffry is assassinated

[PS]R3aL[4]:  RIP, fag

Palladium[90]: I am the assassin just so you know, he felt overpowered




Sorry if I'm rusty, I just don't remember how I was doing it

[[PS]Visionary]

Damn,I feel like God in this shitty chat.